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  • Document's the Chef's Kiss Discord server events. Some events don't have dates though since no one remembers when this stuff happened. Documentation Videos.

    The Destruction of Chefs Kiss and How It Was Almost Destroyed
    CMD28 announced the cancellation of Chef's Kiss due to UTMT(UndertaleModTool) was giving him a headache and the lack of coders. Thankfully, the mod got more coders on the team and since has been moved to decompile(meaning development is easier now).

    Two Discord Server Nukes
    Nuke is defined by users of the Chef's Kiss discord as pinging everyone in the server. Two instances of this happened when one of the mods had @everyone and the apocalypse had lasted for a few hours.

    DMC82
    DMC82 is CMD28's evil counterpart. He loves being pinged as well as not being gay unlike CMD28. Pinging DMC gives him power to control the server and multiple instances of this happened. CMD has since booted DMC from the server and as of 9/4/23, he has not come back yet.

    3D Peppito Reveal
    On September 2, 2023 a 3D model of Peppito has been revealed created and textured by Louey and everyone clapped.

    Release of the Noisers
    Noisers are people that were sent to Noiser camp for evaluation and education for various reasons. They were let out during the server nukes and general chat went chaotic.

    Identity Theft
    A user named Poki wanted his role back and the mods were changing his display name of what seemed like to make fun of him.

    Deletion of the Pizza Tower Channels
    On September 4, 2023, a moderator deleted the PT related channels due to topics not being PT related and misleads new users.

    The Mach Run Incident
    On September 6, 2023 Filmos was being corrected because they thought that mach running didn't exist and linked a Pizza Tower fangame and disappeared into the night and then came back on the 7th of September.

    Meth Head Incident
    A user going by the name of deciconeguy with the display name Meth Head got banned on accident by CMD28.

    Chef's Kiss Team I Hope You Devs Read This
    On Gamebanana, someone requested to let Vigilante shoot Snick.exe. It has now become an inside joke in the Chef's Kiss Discord. The message goes as follows:
    "chef kiss team, i hope you devs read this

    when i was playing leak build i was playing snick challenge as the vigilante, and the annoying thing was, the vigilante cant kill snick.exe with the gun, could you devs make it attack with gun in the official release please?"

    CMD28 Ban Incident
    On September 7, 2023, CMD28 told people that he will ban people if people said "me" for the leaked build of the mod. Moderator Poki told CMD28 the right way to ban users and got banned but eventually came back to the server.

    #PEPPITOGAMINGSWEEP
    On September 7, 2023, the creator of the "Chef's Kiss Team I Hope You Devs Read This" copypasta joined the Chef's Kiss Discord and everyone lost their minds.

    Louey's Game Show
    On September 8, 2023, Louey hosted a game show at 6 PM EST where everyone would win teasers. Various activies included New Super Mario Bros Versus, Connect 4, and enduring Youtube Kids content. It was a beautiful trainwreck and teasers we're shown off at the end of the event.

    Battle of Skibidi Toilet
    On September 10, 2023, the Battle of Skibidi Toilet sparked and raged on in the Discord server while Tomato is just there being himself.

    Dillmos Plays Mort the Chicken
    On September 13, 2023, Dillmos played Mort the Chicken for the PS1 in voice chat around 1 PM EST

    Triturtle Ban Wave
    On September 21, 2023, A moderator named Triturtle went on a killing banning spree to anyone who had self-advertising links or if they were under 15 in their bios as a new rule.

    Thrillmos Joins the Server
    On September 24, 2023, an -illmos going by Thrillmos joins the server and sends minion gifs angering server members for being unfunny.

    Dillmos Leaves the Server
    On September 24, 2023, Dillmos leaves the server because he felt like no one liked him in the server. His page is here

    Skinny Latino Twink Incident
    On October 4, 2023, Triturtle makes an image of the Noise eating a 12 inch hoagie with the caption "skinny latino twink takes in all 12 inches of a footlong 4k hd". RatPiss makes a shitpost of the image on October 7, 2023 and Squishitt reposts the meme in general chat. Schlingo replies to another user named Lemon with the same phrase. Everyone else joined in to the point everyone flooded the chat with that exact phrase to the point where general chat was renamed to #skinny-latino-twink-takes-in-all-12-inches-of-a-footlong-4k-hd-chat.

    Biggification
    On October 7, 2023, Squish renamed general to #biggie-chat and everyone received the Biggie role and the server has become a cult for Biggie.

    The Coomer Incident
    On October 21, 2023, Triturtle puts Mario.io in the cage for discrimination aka being called a coomer instead of a gooner. He had an entire speech of gooning and then another user named schlingo gets put into the cage for doing the same thing as Mario.io. Salmonhead sees this and volunteers to be put into the cage by spamming the chat with the wave sticker until he gets in or schlingo gets out of the cage. The cage has now been spammed with the wave sticker and now it has truly become the a rancid cesspool.

    Chef's Kissing Goon World
    On October 27, 2023, Squish was declared a non-gooner and was subsequently kicked out of the gooner club with Tritrutle saying that "he was a retard who liked sonic :PantyThumbsUp:". The general chat was even renamed to #goon-chat for a while by Louey.

    Irregular Show
    On January 16, 2024, Louey (one of the moderators) changed his pfp and name to be Benson from Regular Show. Another moderator named EVILschlingo became Rigby. Soon enough there were many people roleplaying as regular show characters. Main events were: Muscle Man being sucked to death, Pops getting sucked into the sun, Mordecai forever jerking off at the cum drawer, downloading porn and buying porn with lolipops, the cops raiding the place and taking Malleard giving Benson full control of the park. Muscle Man comes back. Malleard climaxes and the world implodes except for the cum drawer which means Mordecai is the only survivor. At this time the text chat became #the-park You can view the entire chaos here.

    Family Guy Plot
    On Janurary 16, 2024, one of the moderators named Louey changed into Peter Griffin, soon schlingus became Brian. some joined after. Brian and Peter wanted to kill Stewie and then Squish killed the chat by turning on slowmode. Everyone moved to Squish's Sonic corner until the slow mode was gone. Then everyone just sent stupid memes of family guy until Squish timed out everyone. Meanwhile CMD28 banned Borb and muted others during the plot as well as disabling the ability to change nicknames. Mordecai is still in the cum drawer to this day. The madness.

    Evil Arc
    On Janurary 26, 2024, the whole server gets converted to the evil side now thanks to Schlingo and starting the Chef's Kiss evil arc.

    The Wrinkly Kong Goon Saga
    Squish had another senior moment and started rambling about how he gooned to Wrinkly Kong and it was fucking weird and we all told him to stop until he fell asleep when his medication kicked in.

    Marcello Leaves
    On February 4, 2024, Marcello leaves the server as he believes that he is getting made fun of by the rest of the server. Few minutes later he rejoins the server saying he only intends to be here for the teasers and now going through "shadowcello" phase. He leaves the server again a minutes later and hasn't returned since. #FLYHIGHMARCELLO

    Autistic Pirate Arc
    In December, Poki put his display name as "Autistic Pirate" and everyone just followed along. This is what started it all.

    Carl-bot gone rogue
    On March 29, 2024, Carl-bot has gone rogue and removed Poki's Metherator role. He was replaced with Dyno moments later.